If you like Halloween, you'll love monkey warfare. It's ideal for people uptight about guns, bombs and other children's toys, and allows for imaginative forms of protesting, many of which will become myth, hence duplicated and enlarged upon. A syringe (minus the needle) or a cooking baster can be filled with a dilute solution of epoxy glue. Get the two tubes in a hardware store and squeeze into a small bottle of rubbing alcohol. Shake real good and pour into the baster or syringe. You have about thirty minutes before the mixture gets too hard to use. Go after locks, parking meters, and telephones.

You can fuck up the companies that use IBM cards by buying a cheap punch or using an Exacto knife and cutting an extra hole in the card before you return it with your payment. By the way, when you return payments always pay a few cents under or over. The company has to send you a credit or another bill and it screws up their bookkeeping system. Remember, always bend, fold, staple or otherwise mutilate the card. By the way if you ever find yourself in a computer room during a strike, you might want to fuck up the school records. You can do this by passing a large magnet or portable electro-magnet rapidly back and forth across the reels of tape, thus erasing them. And don't miss the tour of the IBM plant, either.

Another good bit is to rent a safe deposit box (only about $7.00 a year) in a bank using a phony name. That usually only need a signature and don't ask for identification. When you get a box, deposit a good size dead fish inside the deposit box, close it up and return it to its proper niche. From then on, forget about it. Now think about it, in a few months there is going to be a hell-of-a-smell from your small investment. dumpster diving is a yippie tradition

   



"A Yippie is a Hippie that's been beaten by the cops"

Welcome to the website of the Yippie Museum Cafe and Gift shop and the Lenny Bruce Academy of Sick Comedy We are located in Greenwich Village at 9 Bleecker Street between Bowery and Elizabeth CALL 212-677-5918.

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Yippie Museum is chartered by the Board of Regents of New York State and exists to preserve the history of the Youth International Party including the Zippies! The Yippie Museum Cafe is dedicated to bringing you the best in American counterculture. Everyone who does their thing here gets a drug test and if they pass we kick their ass out, however, no alcohol is sold nor can you bring any in. Kids are welcome. MANAGER: FERREL / ASSISTANT MANAGER THE MAD PIEMAN ARON KAY





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THE LENNY BRUCE COMEDY CLUB

FEATURING COMEDIC GENIUSES SUCH AS RANDY CREDICO AND CHRIS RUSH....



ROSEANNE VISITS LENNY BRUCE COMEDY CLUB

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The Yippie! Museum presents: The Yippie! Walking Tour of Greenwich Village

This three-hour-plus walking tour, includes sites where Abbie Hoffman and Jerry Rubin lived; where Abbie, Jerry and John Lennon shared a joint together; Union Square, where YIP had its first offices; the Weatherman-bombed house; and, Washington Square Park, Saint Mark's Place (where YIP was founded) and Tompkins Square Park, sites of some of Yippie’s early antics. Leaving from The Yippie Museum/Café, 9 Bleecker Street (Bowery and Elizabeth) Thursdays at 1:00 p.m. Fee: $10.00 Sign up and pay at The Yippie Museum/Café (9 Bleecker Street) or reserve by phone at 212-677-5918 (Needs at least three participants to go.)

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SUNDAY AUGUST 1 XXX
MONDAY AUGUST 2 XXX
TUES AUGUST 3 flaviefontaine
WED AUGUST 4 Wenzday Adams stand-up comedy. Open mic.
THURSDAY AUG 5 8-10:30 pm MAX JOHNSON Mystery Thursdays, Jazz!
FRIDAY AUGUST 6 General Slocum's Theater of Disaster at 8:30pm Naked Women at 9:30pm NAKED WOMEN PROJECT 9:30 pm / SADHAK HEARST 8 PM
SAT AUGUST 7 8PM 2 bands? Im a homo-folk rock singer/songwriter....imagine Regina spektor had a gay baby with Damien rice...that's me. possibly bring out some string players too:)! / 10 PM I'm a acoustic guitarrist, play classical, latina-american, american, brazilian styles. I also compose and have some pieces to show. You can see me at Youtube.com, searching by "Marco Aurelio Buitron"
SUN AUG 8 XXX
MON AUG 9 Monday, August 9th, 2010
8:30pm - Ten Foot Clown Pole with Lex Samu (trumpet), Herb Robertson (trumpet), Ratzo B. Harris (bass), and Chris Lough (bass)
TUES AUG 10 XXX
WED AUG 11 Wenzday Adams stand-up comedy. Open mic.
THUR AUG 12 XXX
FRI AUG 13 sadhak hearst
Saturday August 14th in the evening The FUnk/Punk/Reggae explosion THE WENDELS (www.thewendels.org)./ Digital Buddha/ MOONBURN
SUN AUG 15 XXX
MONDAY AUG 16 XXX
TUES AUG 17 XXX
WED AUG 18 Wenzday Adams stand-up comedy. Open mic.
THURS AUGUST 19 8-10:30 pm MAX JOHNSON Mystery Thursdays, Jazz!
FRI AUG 20 August 20th General Slocum's Theater of Disaster at 8:30pm NAKED WOMEN PROJECT 9:30 pm
SAT AUG 21 Jack and the Divide is stripped down, melody-focused folk rock. Inspired by their native home in rural Pennsylvania and their adoptive one in Brooklyn, the band's sound is built from the songs of singer/songwriter Jack Edmond with a gravity toward upbeat rhythms, spiraling harmonies, and haunting vocals. 10PM / THE ANOMYLOS ENSEMBLE: Anomalous music to rend your worldview by, from singer/songwriter Amos Fisher. Folk, jazz, artsong...Imagine a rock-opera setting of a Hermann Hesse novel. [8 PM] ANOMYLOS Diverse singer/songwriter material blending flavours of folk, jazz, and chamber music for a fresh and familiar yet mystique experience. /td>
SUN AUG 22 XXX
MON AUG 23 The Guru is a four piece band from Connecticut. / Black Churches is a three piece band from Massachusetts.
TUES AUG 24 a show with 5 or 6 bands here they are Signal Break Beach Arabs Genuine Imitations Betray Abraham Rubin
WED AUG 25 Wenzday Adams stand-up comedy. Open mic.
THU AUG 26 La Muchacha Loca. Tribal soft noise that at times sounds like a shamanic celebration/ritual. will be performing an extract from my first cassette Reverse Shamanism. / John AlsoBennett and George Demoura from Earth Masters both friends of mine and partners in different projects.
FRIDAY AUG 27 $7 The Traveling Wild Show Part 5 Spoken Word Poetry Open Mic sign up 6:30 sharp Live Music at 7:00 Featuring Audios Mios, GMNY, GM$, Luisa Bastidas, and Rayne Storm, Beautiful Art Show in the Downstairs Space as well TravelingWildShow.com
SAT AUG 28 FAILURE AS A GHOST
SUN AUG 29 XXX
MONDAY AUG 30 XXX
TUES AUG 31 XXX
WED SEPT 1 PHILOSOPHER KING. We play indie/jazz/crunch original music
THURS SEPT 2 XXX
Friday Sept 3 SADHAK HEARST 8PM
SATURDAY SEPT 4 ELECTRIC POETS
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SEPT 8 WED XXX
SEPT 9 THURS XXX
FRIDAY September 10th At 8-10:30pm The O'Farrill Brothers
SEPT 11 7-7:45PM Third Annual LitCrawl NYC, a crawl around the East Village and Lower East Side offering audience members 45 minute reading while we encourage them to partake in the offerings of the participating venues. Here's our new website: LITCRAWL
SUN SEPT 12 XXX
Monday September 13, 6:30-8:30: DDAY Productions presents September Song Poetry and Performance by Four Gorgeous Girls Hosted by Big Mike, featuring Puma Perl, Faux Maux, Zoe Hansen and more! Jane LeCroy
TUES SEPT 14 XXX
Wednesday, September 15th at 8pm CHRIS BLACKER
THURS SEPT 16 xxx
FRI SEPT 17 XXX
SAT SEPT 18 9PM Jack and the Divide is stripped down, melody-focused folk rock. Inspired by their native home in rural Pennsylvania and their adoptive one in Brooklyn, the band's sound is built from the songs of singer/songwriter Jack Edmond with a gravity toward upbeat rhythms, spiraling harmonies, and haunting vocals.
SUN SEPT 19 XXX
MONDAY SEPT 20 XXX
TUES SEPT 21 XXX
WED SEPT 22 XXX
THURSDAY SEPT 23 XXX
for Friday, September 24th at 9 VILLAGE OF GHOST
SATURDAY SEPT 25 JAMMIN JOHN / Trainwreck Washington
SUN SEPT 26 XXX
MONDAY SEPT 27 XXX
TUES SEPT 28 XXX
WED SEPT 29 XXX
THURS SEPT 30 xxx
friday october 1st. LOUISIANA SUN KINGS
Monday, October 11, 2010, 6:30-8:30 DDAY Productions presents Harvest Moon Poetry and Performance Hosted by Big Mike and Puma Perl Features TBA
Saturday, October 30 from 6 - 8:30. Halloween Themed poetry/spoken word event at the Yippie Cafe
Monday, November 15, 2010 DDAY Productions presents Poetry and Performance Hosted by Big Mike and Puma Perl Title and features TBA
saturday november 20th at 9pm? Coming from influences such as Hildegard Von Bingen and Paul Bley, Charlie Rauh composes solo guitar pieces that often involve freely improvised punctuations as well ethereal melodic structures.
NOV 27 UN POSSE FINAL SHOW
Monday, December 13, 2010 DDAY Productions presents Poetry and Performance Hosted by Big Mike and Puma Perl Title and features TBA
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