| If you like Halloween, you'll love monkey warfare. It's ideal for people uptight about guns, bombs and other children's toys, and allows for imaginative forms of protesting, many of which will become myth, hence duplicated and enlarged upon. A syringe (minus the needle) or a cooking baster can be filled with a dilute solution of epoxy glue. Get the two tubes in a hardware store and squeeze into a small bottle of rubbing alcohol. Shake real good and pour into the baster or syringe. You have about thirty minutes before the mixture gets too hard to use. Go after locks, parking meters, and telephones. You can fuck up the companies that use IBM cards by buying a cheap punch or using an Exacto knife and cutting an extra hole in the card before you return it with your payment. By the way, when you return payments always pay a few cents under or over. The company has to send you a credit or another bill and it screws up their bookkeeping system. Remember, always bend, fold, staple or otherwise mutilate the card. By the way if you ever find yourself in a computer room during a strike, you might want to fuck up the school records. You can do this by passing a large magnet or portable electro-magnet rapidly back and forth across the reels of tape, thus erasing them. And don't miss the tour of the IBM plant, either. Another good bit is to rent a safe deposit box (only about $7.00 a year) in a bank using a phony name. That usually only need a signature and don't ask for identification. When you get a box, deposit a good size dead fish inside the deposit box, close it up and return it to its proper niche. From then on, forget about it. Now think about it, in a few months there is going to be a hell-of-a-smell from your small investment. dumpster diving is a yippie tradition |
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"A Yippie is a Hippie that's been beaten by the cops" Welcome to the website of the Yippie Museum Cafe and Gift shop and the Lenny Bruce Academy of Sick Comedy We are located in Greenwich Village at 9 Bleecker Street between Bowery and Elizabeth CALL 212-677-5918. Find out more about us here:
Wikipedia definition of Yippie and Zippie Yippie Museum is chartered by the Board of Regents of New York State and exists to preserve the history of the Youth International Party including the Zippies! The Yippie Museum Cafe is dedicated to bringing you the best in American counterculture. Everyone who does their thing here gets a drug test and if they pass we kick their ass out, however, no alcohol is sold nor can you bring any in. Kids are welcome. MANAGER: FERREL / ASSISTANT MANAGER THE MAD PIEMAN ARON KAY
|  | George Carlin 1937-2008 | | EVENTS CAN START ANYTIME NOON-11PM | CLICK HERE IF YOU WANT TO DO A REAL COOL GIG AT WILDEST GONEST AND FREAKYIST VENUE, THE YIPPIE CAFE | | CLICK WHITE FOR LINKS |
| SUNDAY AUGUST 1 | XXX |
| MONDAY AUGUST 2 | XXX |
| TUES AUGUST 3 | flaviefontaine |
| WED AUGUST 4 | Wenzday Adams stand-up comedy. Open mic. |
| THURSDAY AUG 5 | 8-10:30 pm MAX JOHNSON Mystery Thursdays, Jazz! |
| FRIDAY AUGUST 6 | General Slocum's Theater of Disaster at 8:30pm Naked Women at 9:30pm
NAKED WOMEN PROJECT 9:30 pm / SADHAK HEARST 8 PM |
| SAT AUGUST 7 | 8PM 2 bands? Im a homo-folk rock singer/songwriter....imagine Regina spektor had
a gay baby with Damien rice...that's me. possibly bring out some string players too:)! / 10 PM I'm a acoustic guitarrist, play classical, latina-american, american,
brazilian styles.
I also compose and have some pieces to show.
You can see me at Youtube.com, searching by "Marco Aurelio Buitron"
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| SUN AUG 8 | XXX |
| MON AUG 9 | Monday, August 9th, 2010 8:30pm - Ten Foot Clown Pole with Lex Samu (trumpet), Herb Robertson (trumpet), Ratzo B. Harris (bass), and Chris Lough (bass)
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| TUES AUG 10 | XXX |
| WED AUG 11 | Wenzday Adams stand-up comedy. Open mic. |
| THUR AUG 12 | XXX |
| FRI AUG 13 | sadhak hearst |
| Saturday August 14th in the evening | The FUnk/Punk/Reggae explosion THE WENDELS (www.thewendels.org)./ Digital Buddha/ MOONBURN |
| SUN AUG 15 | XXX |
| MONDAY AUG 16 | XXX |
| TUES AUG 17 | XXX |
| WED AUG 18 | Wenzday Adams stand-up comedy. Open mic. |
| THURS AUGUST 19 | 8-10:30 pm MAX JOHNSON Mystery Thursdays, Jazz! |
| FRI AUG 20 | August 20th General Slocum's Theater of Disaster at 8:30pm NAKED WOMEN PROJECT 9:30 pm |
| SAT AUG 21 | Jack and the Divide is stripped down, melody-focused folk rock. Inspired by their native home in rural Pennsylvania and their adoptive one in Brooklyn, the band's sound is built from the songs of singer/songwriter Jack Edmond with a gravity toward upbeat rhythms, spiraling harmonies, and haunting vocals. 10PM / THE ANOMYLOS ENSEMBLE: Anomalous music to rend your worldview by, from singer/songwriter Amos Fisher. Folk, jazz, artsong...Imagine a rock-opera setting of a Hermann Hesse novel. [8 PM]
ANOMYLOS Diverse singer/songwriter material blending flavours of folk, jazz, and chamber music for a fresh and familiar yet mystique experience. /td> |
| SUN AUG 22 | XXX |
| MON AUG 23 | The Guru is a four piece band from Connecticut. /
Black Churches is a three piece band from Massachusetts.
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| TUES AUG 24 | a show with 5 or 6 bands here they are Signal Break Beach Arabs Genuine Imitations Betray Abraham Rubin
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| WED AUG 25 | Wenzday Adams stand-up comedy. Open mic. |
| THU AUG 26 | La Muchacha Loca.
Tribal soft noise that at times sounds like a shamanic celebration/ritual.
will be performing an extract from my first cassette Reverse Shamanism. / John AlsoBennett
and George Demoura from Earth Masters
both friends of mine and partners in different projects.
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| FRIDAY AUG 27 | $7
The Traveling Wild Show Part 5
Spoken Word Poetry Open Mic sign up 6:30 sharp
Live Music at 7:00
Featuring Audios Mios, GMNY, GM$, Luisa Bastidas, and Rayne Storm,
Beautiful Art Show in the Downstairs Space as well
TravelingWildShow.com
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| SAT AUG 28 | FAILURE AS A GHOST
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| SUN AUG 29 | XXX |
| MONDAY AUG 30 | XXX |
| TUES AUG 31 | XXX |
| WED SEPT 1 | PHILOSOPHER KING. We play indie/jazz/crunch original music |
| THURS SEPT 2 | XXX |
| Friday Sept 3 | SADHAK HEARST 8PM |
| SATURDAY SEPT 4 | ELECTRIC POETS |
| SEPT 5 SUN | XXX |
| SEPT 6 MON | XXX |
| SEPT 7 TUES | XXX |
| SEPT 8 WED | XXX |
| SEPT 9 THURS | XXX |
| FRIDAY September 10th At 8-10:30pm | The O'Farrill Brothers |
| SEPT 11 7-7:45PM | Third Annual LitCrawl NYC, a crawl around the East Village and Lower East Side offering audience members 45 minute reading while we encourage them to partake in the offerings of the participating venues. Here's our new website: LITCRAWL |
| SUN SEPT 12 | XXX |
| Monday September 13, 6:30-8:30:
| DDAY Productions presents September Song
Poetry and Performance by Four Gorgeous Girls
Hosted by Big Mike, featuring Puma Perl, Faux Maux, Zoe Hansen and more! Jane LeCroy |
| TUES SEPT 14 | XXX |
| Wednesday, September 15th at 8pm | CHRIS BLACKER |
| THURS SEPT 16 | xxx |
| FRI SEPT 17 | XXX |
| SAT SEPT 18 9PM | Jack and the Divide is stripped down, melody-focused folk rock. Inspired by their native home in rural Pennsylvania and their adoptive one in Brooklyn, the band's sound is built from the songs of singer/songwriter Jack Edmond with a gravity toward upbeat rhythms, spiraling harmonies, and haunting vocals. |
| SUN SEPT 19 | XXX |
| MONDAY SEPT 20 | XXX |
| TUES SEPT 21 | XXX |
| WED SEPT 22 | XXX |
| THURSDAY SEPT 23 | XXX |
| for Friday, September 24th at 9 | VILLAGE OF GHOST |
| SATURDAY SEPT 25 | JAMMIN JOHN / Trainwreck Washington |
| SUN SEPT 26 | XXX |
| MONDAY SEPT 27 | XXX |
| TUES SEPT 28 | XXX |
| WED SEPT 29 | XXX |
| THURS SEPT 30 | xxx |
| friday october 1st. | LOUISIANA SUN KINGS |
| Monday, October 11, 2010, 6:30-8:30 | DDAY Productions presents Harvest Moon
Poetry and Performance
Hosted by Big Mike and Puma Perl
Features TBA |
| Saturday, October 30 from 6 - 8:30. | Halloween Themed poetry/spoken word event at the Yippie Cafe |
| Monday, November 15, 2010 | DDAY Productions presents Poetry and Performance
Hosted by Big Mike and Puma Perl
Title and features TBA |
| saturday november 20th at 9pm? | Coming from influences such as Hildegard Von Bingen and Paul Bley, Charlie Rauh composes solo guitar pieces that often involve freely improvised punctuations as well ethereal melodic structures. |
| NOV 27 | UN POSSE FINAL SHOW |
| Monday, December 13, 2010 | DDAY Productions presents Poetry and Performance
Hosted by Big Mike and Puma Perl
Title and features TBA |
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