| If you like Halloween, you'll love monkey warfare. It's ideal for people uptight about guns, bombs and other children's toys, and allows for imaginative forms of protesting, many of which will become myth, hence duplicated and enlarged upon. A syringe (minus the needle) or a cooking baster can be filled with a dilute solution of epoxy glue. Get the two tubes in a hardware store and squeeze into a small bottle of rubbing alcohol. Shake real good and pour into the baster or syringe. You have about thirty minutes before the mixture gets too hard to use. Go after locks, parking meters, and telephones. You can fuck up the companies that use IBM cards by buying a cheap punch or using an Exacto knife and cutting an extra hole in the card before you return it with your payment. By the way, when you return payments always pay a few cents under or over. The company has to send you a credit or another bill and it screws up their bookkeeping system. Remember, always bend, fold, staple or otherwise mutilate the card. By the way if you ever find yourself in a computer room during a strike, you might want to fuck up the school records. You can do this by passing a large magnet or portable electro-magnet rapidly back and forth across the reels of tape, thus erasing them. And don't miss the tour of the IBM plant, either. Another good bit is to rent a safe deposit box (only about $7.00 a year) in a bank using a phony name. That usually only need a signature and don't ask for identification. When you get a box, deposit a good size dead fish inside the deposit box, close it up and return it to its proper niche. From then on, forget about it. Now think about it, in a few months there is going to be a hell-of-a-smell from your small investment. | | |  |  |  |  |  | | "A Yippie is a Hippie that's been beaten by the cops" Welcome to the website of the Yippie Museum Cafe and Gift shop and the Lenny Bruce Academy of Sick Comedy We are located in Greenwich Village at 9 Bleecker Street between Bowery and Elizabeth CALL 212-677-5918. Ask for Fatso Find out more about us here:
OUR CURRENT MENUWikipedia definition of Yippie and Zippie Yippie Museum is chartered by the Board of Regents of New York State and exists to preserve the history of the Youth International Party and all of its offshoots. The Yippie Museum Cafe is dedicated to bringing you the best in a wide variety of musical talent. Everyone who plays there wants to come back cause they dig the venue. No alcohol is sold nor can you bring any in. Kids are welcome. Also check out THE CAFE AT 5C
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 | George Carlin 1937-2008 | | Events | HOW TO GET BOOKED (AT THE YIPPIE CAFE) | | START AT 8PM UNLESS OTHERWISE SPECIFIED | | FRI OCTOBER 31th, |
Milk Elephant: New Music Jam Night |
| SAT NOV 1, | WRITING SKIN DEEP |
| MONDAY NOV 3 | Deborah Weisz Trio Monday, November 3 @ 7:30 PM General Admission: $10 Students and Seniors: $7 Jam Session @ 9:00: $5 Deborah Weisz (trombone) Ratzo Harris (bass) Eric Halvorson (drums) |
| NOV 4 | SONGS OF FREEDOM REGIME CHANGE PARTY, ELECTION NIGHT COVERAGE |
| WED Nov 5 | Michael Wimberly & Electric Storm 8:oo pm Billy Spaceman Patterson (guitar) Hilliard Greene (electric bass) Michael Wimberly (drums) Plus Special Guests. See Nov 3 for ticket prices. |
| FRI NOV 7, | band: PREMABHUMI sitar: GG Diana tabla: Tripp Dudley the evening will be INDIAN RAGAS AND TALAS!!!! |
| SAT NOV 8, | Asbury Music Award Nominee and New Jersey native, Justina Carubia Benji Kaplan@8 / sainthollywood |
| Monday Nov 10 | FDR Trio @ 7:30 PM Robert Dick (flutes) Daniel Levin (cello) Francois Grillot (bass) see nov 3 ticket prices |
| Tuesday November 11 @ 8:00 pm
| Daniel Carter, Shahzad Ismaily, Chris Dimeglio, and Todd Capp. |
| Wednesday, November 12 @ 8:00 pm | Sabir Mateen (saxophone) Larry Roland (bass) Michael Wimberly (drums) see nov 3 ticket prices |
| THURSDAY NOV 13 | STAR FUCKING HIPSTERS |
| FRIDAY NOV 14 | noise/poetry band Pale Farm Ballads / Neud Photo Love Todd Colby |
| SATURDAY NOVEMBER 15 | FOREVERMAN@8 | | Monday November 17 @ 7:30 PM
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Demian Richardson (trumpet) / Daniel Carter (reeds) / Andrew Jordan (reeds and percussion) / David Moss (bass) / Gunter Gruner (drums) see nov 3 ticket prices | | Wednesday,November 19 @ 7:30 pm
| Rob Brown (alto saxophone) Daniel Levin (cello) see nov 3 ticket prices Plus Special Guests |
| FRI NOV 21 | LIONHEART at 9 |
| SAT NOV 22 | The GURU of GANJA / VINYLGYPSY/RUSSIAN TEQUILA RECORDINGS |
| WED NOV 26 | Andrew Lafkas and Todd Capp |
| FRI NOV 28 | THE ELECTRIC POETS ALL NIGHT LONG |
| SAT NOV 29 | IAN ANTHONY@8 Teddy Rothrock trio |
| Monday, December 1 @ 7:30 pm | Brad Farberman's Music For Ears |
| Wednesday, December 3 @ 8:00 pm pm | Cristian Amigo and Kingdom of Jones |
| FRIDAY DEC 5 | A NEW SHADE OF BLACK BAND |
| SATURDAY DECEMBER 6 |
Edgey and Delila (The Last Internationale)/ Gillian Harwin@8 / TAZ TAZ |
| Monday, December 8 @ 7:30 pm pm | Zak Sherzad’s Journey Without A Map |
| Wednesday, December 10 @ 8:00 PM | Diana Wayburn |
| FRI DEC 12 | Anton Pyvovarov@8 | | SAT DEC 13 | KREation |
| Wednesday, December 17 @ 8:00 pm | Jessica Jones |
| FRI DEC 19 | athenas fury and the twilight kids all three hours |
| SAT DEC 20 |
EJR BAND |
| Monday, December 22 @ 7:30 PM | Ras Moshe / Rhasid Bakar |
| FRI DEC 26 | ERIE NITES / TRAINWRECK WASHINGTON sings the Blues |
| XXX | | SAT DEC 27 | Niki Buzz / Joy Ryder |
| FRIDAY JANUARY 2 | WARCRY PRESENTS CBGB PUNK BAND TRIBUTE |
| Friday, January 23rd | SPENCER ZAHN |
| FRIDAY JAN 30 | PREMABHUMI, INDIAN RAGAS ALL NIGHT!!!!! |
| Fri February 13 | PAUL SACHS@8 |
| FRIDAY FEB 27 | PREMABHUMI, INDIAN RAGAS ALL NIGHT!!!!! |
| FRIDAY MARCH 27 | PREMABHUMI, INDIAN RAGAS ALL NIGHT!!!!! |
| FRIDAY APRIL 24 | PREMABHUMI, INDIAN RAGAS ALL NIGHT!!!!! |
| FRIDAY MAY 29 | PREMABHUMI, INDIAN RAGAS ALL NIGHT!!!!! |
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| more..... | how to get booked | | {main} | | | It's going to be almost impossible to trace and besides, they can never open the box without your permission. Since you don't exist, they'll have no alternative but to move away. Invest in the Stank of Amerika savings program. Just check out Lake Erie and you'll see saving fish isn't such a dumb idea. If you get caught, tell them you inherited the fish from your grandmother and it has sentimental value. There are lots of things you can send banks, draft boards and corporations that contribute to pollution via the mails. It is possible to also have things delivered. Have a hearse and flowers sent to the chief of police. We know someone who had a truckload of cement dumped in the driveway of her boss under the fib that the driveway was going to be repaved. By getting masses of people to use electricity, phones or water at a given time, you can fuck up some not-so-public utility. The whole problem is getting the word out. For example, 10,000 people turning on all their electrical appliances and lights in their homes at a given time can cause a blackout in any major city. A hot summer day at about 3:00 PM is best. Five thousand people calling up Washington, D.C. at 3:00 PM on a Friday (one of the busiest hours) ties up the major trunk lines and really puts a cramp in the government's style of carrying on. Call (202) 555-1212, which is information and you won't Alice wants to close the cafe e call. If you call a government official, ask some questions like "How many kids did you kill today?" or "What kind of liquor do Congressmen drink?" or offer to take Teddy Kennedy for a ride. A woman can cause some real excitement by calling a Congressman's office and screaming "Tell that bastard he forgot to meet Irene at the motel this afternoon." | |