If you like Halloween, you'll love monkey warfare. It's ideal for people uptight about guns, bombs and other children's toys, and allows for imaginative forms of protesting, many of which will become myth, hence duplicated and enlarged upon. A syringe (minus the needle) or a cooking baster can be filled with a dilute solution of epoxy glue. Get the two tubes in a hardware store and squeeze into a small bottle of rubbing alcohol. Shake real good and pour into the baster or syringe. You have about thirty minutes before the mixture gets too hard to use. Go after locks, parking meters, and telephones.

You can fuck up the companies that use IBM cards by buying a cheap punch or using an Exacto knife and cutting an extra hole in the card before you return it with your payment. By the way, when you return payments always pay a few cents under or over. The company has to send you a credit or another bill and it screws up their bookkeeping system. Remember, always bend, fold, staple or otherwise mutilate the card. By the way if you ever find yourself in a computer room during a strike, you might want to fuck up the school records. You can do this by passing a large magnet or portable electro-magnet rapidly back and forth across the reels of tape, thus erasing them. And don't miss the tour of the IBM plant, either.

Another good bit is to rent a safe deposit box (only about $7.00 a year) in a bank using a phony name. That usually only need a signature and don't ask for identification. When you get a box, deposit a good size dead fish inside the deposit box, close it up and return it to its proper niche. From then on, forget about it. Now think about it, in a few months there is going to be a hell-of-a-smell from your small investment. dumpster diving is a yippie tradition

   



"A Yippie is a Hippie that's been beaten by the cops"

Welcome to the website of the Yippie Museum Cafe and Gift shop and the Lenny Bruce Academy of Sick Comedy We are located in Greenwich Village at 9 Bleecker Street between Bowery and Elizabeth CALL 212-677-5918.

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Yippie Museum is chartered by the Board of Regents of New York State and exists to preserve the history of the Youth International Party including the Zippies! The Yippie Museum Cafe is dedicated to bringing you the best in American counterculture. Everyone who does their thing here gets a drug test and if they pass we kick their ass out, however, no alcohol is sold nor can you bring any in. Kids are welcome. MANAGER: JUAN / ASSISTANT MANAGER FERREL





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THE LENNY BRUCE COMEDY CLUB

FEATURING COMEDIC GENIUSES SUCH AS RANDY CREDICO AND CHRIS RUSH....



ROSEANNE VISITS LENNY BRUCE COMEDY CLUB

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The Yippie! Museum presents: The Yippie! Walking Tour of Greenwich Village

This three-hour-plus walking tour, includes sites where Abbie Hoffman and Jerry Rubin lived; where Abbie, Jerry and John Lennon shared a joint together; Union Square, where YIP had its first offices; the Weatherman-bombed house; and, Washington Square Park, Saint Mark's Place (where YIP was founded) and Tompkins Square Park, sites of some of Yippie’s early antics. Leaving from The Yippie Museum/Café, 9 Bleecker Street (Bowery and Elizabeth) Thursdays at 1:00 p.m. Fee: $10.00 Sign up and pay at The Yippie Museum/Café (9 Bleecker Street) or reserve by phone at 212-677-5918 (Needs at least three participants to go.)

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HOMOTHUG THE SECRET LIFE OF RUDY GIULIANI: THE BOOK RUDY THREATENED TO SUE AMAZON OVER

 

 

George Carlin
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EVENTS CAN START ANYTIME NOON-11PM CLICK HERE IF YOU WANT TO DO A REAL COOL GIG AT WILDEST GONEST AND FREAKYIST VENUE, THE YIPPIE CAFE
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FRI JULY 2 The line-up would be HyTown Records
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Truly Underground
SAT JULY 3 7-9 pm The Lyriqs.
SUNDAY JULY 4 The Earaches
MONDAY JULY 5th: 6-8 pm. POETRY NIGHT 6:30-8:00 pm
TUES JULY 6 XXX
WED JULY 7 7-9 pm Wenzday Adams, Stand-up Comedy. Open Mic.
THURS JULY 8 Aegis Watson. They are a strange, sultry trio of New Mexican musicians, and they're debuting in NY from the 6th to the 15th of June to bring their original pop to a broader audience. Their relaxed, spiky blend of rock and classical has garnered the attention of music lovers in Albuquerque, NM through energy-drenched live performances, and they have a lot of friends and peers in NY who would come out to see them. Aegis is in the studio currently, so attached is a live demo that shows their epic musical vision.
FRI JULY 9 LIVE AMMO Emily Yanek. I am a singer/songwriter in Harrisburg, PA / Funkality (Brady on keys/vocals). You can here some music at ON YOUTUBE
SAT JULY 10 JAMMIN JOHN GOJOE Featuring X-Stina Ballerina at the Yippie Museum/Cafe. / Billy Sal
SUN JULY 11 For Your Safety Ben Santiago - Lead Vocals Matthew Cardenas- Lead Guitar Willie Ip - Bass Thomas Gorczyn- Drums Fan us on Facebook.com/ForYourSafety
MONDAY JULY 12 Date and Time: Monday, July 12, 6:30-8:30 Title: A Midsummer Night's Dream - Poetry and Performance Hosts: Big Mike and Puma Perl Features: Faux Maux, Ronnie Norpel, Raffaella Ciavatta, Puma Perl
TUES JULY 13 2010 at 9.pm Poetry Music Duo Erika Dagnino – writer, poet, performer ITA Stefano Pastor – violinist , composer, educator ITA - A concert born where poetry and music spontaneously meet, within the deep-seated affinity of the two arts, both of them expressions of sound, rhythm, assonance. Neither poetry in music or music-poetry; rather, a unitary and seamless work of art.
WED JULY 14 7-9 pm Wenzday Adams, Stand-up Comedy. Open Mic.
THURS JULY 15 Thursday July 15 at 9 PM for Joel Zamble. Also Ajzon: Neo Poetry Soul
FRI JULY 16 Aldo perez,, Warren Franklin (Chicago il) MYSPACE
SAT JULY 17 XXX
SUN JULY 18 XXX
MONDAY JULY 19 Take One Car6:30 - 8:15 pm Poetry Reading, open mic.
TUES JULY 20 XXX
WED JULY 21 7-9 pm Wenzday Adams, Stand-up Comedy. Open Mic.
THURS JULY 22 Garrett Deming, solo performer
FRIDAY JULY 23 MR MARBAR9PM-10PM SHELIA GARTNER July 23rd from 8-9pm
SAT JULY 24 8PM ZEBRA AND FRANCESCA / Brandon Reid from Fairbanks, Alaska YOUTUBE Saturday July 24. 7:30 - 9 pm Richard Bliwas, Music. This guy is great!
SUNDAY JULY 25 Sunday afternoon of July 25 for a (what we hope will be the first of many) Punk and Hardcore Matinee benefit show for the New York Marijuana March at "the new CBGB." Bands TBA.
MONDAY JULY 26 Keya Marie 6:30 - 8:15 pm Poetry Reading, open mic.
TUES JULY 27 XXX
WED JULY 28 "The Swedish duo Av Tyg presents: "journey through a photo album" a concert that combines two great arts: composition & improvisation. Musicians- Johan Graden:piano&laptops, Marcus Pal:electronic divices&swedish/english speech" Wenzday Adams stand-up comedy. Open mic.
THURS JULY 29 Thursday July 29: 8 pm The Odortones and Kill The Band, punk rock, performance arts, vaudevillian antics.
FRI JULY 30 Multimedia art and future tech with RJ party. 7:30
SAT JULY 31 Summer's here and the time is right for dancing in the streets, but if you want to take a break from dancing, come down to the Yippie Museum on Saturday May 31st from 7:30 to 11:00 pm. You will see a wide array of interesting songwriters, telling their stories with music and/or songs playing on their instruments of choice. If you want loud "blow your eardrums" rock n roll, and a drunken crowd, stay home. This night will feature single acts, no drums, and no alcohol (you can get an alcohol drink next door). The Yippie does not sell alcohol, so bringing the kids is alright. The attached flyer has the details, but if you can't open the word doc. the Yippie is located at 9 Bleecker Street, between Bowery Ave. and Elizabeth St., take the 6 train to Bleecker St., B/D/F to Bdwy Lafayette. Admission is free, but I am sure the Yippie may appreciate a small donation. The following artists are performing: Josh Jamison Mike Lando Bill Millard Julian Gonzalez Matt James Ej Torres Hope to see you there! Julian
SUNDAY AUGUST 1 XXX
MONDAY AUGUST 2 XXX
TUES AUGUST 3 flaviefontaine
WED AUGUST 4 Wenzday Adams stand-up comedy. Open mic.
THURSDAY AUG 5 8-10:30 pm MAX JOHNSON Mystery Thursdays, Jazz!
FRIDAY AUGUST 6 General Slocum's Theater of Disaster at 8:30pm Naked Women at 9:30pm NAKED WOMEN PROJECT 9:30 pm / SADHAK HEARST 8 PM
SAT AUGUST 7 8PM 2 bands? Im a homo-folk rock singer/songwriter....imagine Regina spektor had a gay baby with Damien rice...that's me. possibly bring out some string players too:)! / 10 PM I'm a acoustic guitarrist, play classical, latina-american, american, brazilian styles. I also compose and have some pieces to show. You can see me at Youtube.com, searching by "Marco Aurelio Buitron"
SUN AUG 8 XXX
MON AUG 9 Monday, August 9th, 2010
8:30pm - Ten Foot Clown Pole with Lex Samu (trumpet), Herb Robertson (trumpet), Ratzo B. Harris (bass), and Chris Lough (bass)
TUES AUG 10 XXX
WED AUG 11 Wenzday Adams stand-up comedy. Open mic.
THUR AUG 12 XXX
FRI AUG 13 xxx
Saturday August 14th in the evening The FUnk/Punk/Reggae explosion THE WENDELS (www.thewendels.org).
SUN AUG 15 XXX
MONDAY AUG 16 XXX
TUES AUG 17 XXX
WED AUG 18 Wenzday Adams stand-up comedy. Open mic.
THURS AUGUST 19 8-10:30 pm MAX JOHNSON Mystery Thursdays, Jazz!
FRI AUG 20 August 20th General Slocum's Theater of Disaster at 8:30pm NAKED WOMEN PROJECT 9:30 pm
SAT AUG 21 Jack and the Divide is stripped down, melody-focused folk rock. Inspired by their native home in rural Pennsylvania and their adoptive one in Brooklyn, the band's sound is built from the songs of singer/songwriter Jack Edmond with a gravity toward upbeat rhythms, spiraling harmonies, and haunting vocals. 10PM
SUN AUG 22 XXX
MON AUG 23 XXX
TUES AUG 24 XXX
WED AUG 25 Wenzday Adams stand-up comedy. Open mic.
THU AUG 26 XXX
FRIDAY AUG 27 $7 The Traveling Wild Show Part 5 Spoken Word Poetry Open Mic sign up 6:30 sharp Live Music at 7:00 Featuring Audios Mios, GMNY, GM$, Luisa Bastidas, and Rayne Storm, Beautiful Art Show in the Downstairs Space as well TravelingWildShow.com
SAT AUG 28 the Event: UR Music Memorial for Richard Vitale aka "Spooky Monkey Witch" Hosted by; Sari,Rudi,and The Kat&Mike Road Show Music by; Sonwa VIP's; Doug and Robert Vitale Cost at Door $5(to the Museum) Suggested Donation of $10 in Richard's name to UR Music(non profit) and Entertainment.
SUN AUG 29 XXX
MONDAY AUG 30 XXX
TUES AUG 31 XXX
THURS SEPT 2 8-10:30 pm MAX JOHNSON Mystery Thursdays, Jazz!
THURS SEPT 18 8-10:30 pm MAX JOHNSON Mystery Thursdays, Jazz!
THURS SEPT 30 8-10:30 pm MAX JOHNSON Mystery Thursdays, Jazz!
Monday September 13, 6:30-8:30: DDAY Productions presents September Song Poetry and Performance by Four Gorgeous Girls Hosted by Big Mike, featuring Puma Perl, Faux Maux, Zoe Hansen and more! Jane LeCroy
Monday, October 11, 2010, 6:30-8:30 DDAY Productions presents Harvest Moon Poetry and Performance Hosted by Big Mike and Puma Perl Features TBA
Monday, November 15, 2010 DDAY Productions presents Poetry and Performance Hosted by Big Mike and Puma Perl Title and features TBA
saturday november 20th at 9pm? Coming from influences such as Hildegard Von Bingen and Paul Bley, Charlie Rauh composes solo guitar pieces that often involve freely improvised punctuations as well ethereal melodic structures.
Monday, December 13, 2010 DDAY Productions presents Poetry and Performance Hosted by Big Mike and Puma Perl Title and features TBA
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